Score: 6

"My Review"

submission: Protect Your Planet!

date: December 2, 2009

I had fun playing this game, it was a good time waster. But i think it had some problems that could have been looked into a bit more. Here are some of them.

I would have liked to have been able to block, you run up to a enemy and whack them, But you can't do anything about them hitting you back. Except running away.

Another thing, when you get hit your character turns around. i found this very annoying, specially when fighting a big group of enemies. Maybe you could have had your character grab the general spot he was hit at, like the legs, stomach, or head and he would do that for about 2 seconds.

Also, I noticed that buying health was somewhat hard. For each battle you did, you lost about 100 health (Maybe if you're new and haven't played before) that means, you need 100 gold to buy all that health. Maybe you could have increased the amount of health you regain on each purchase.

I noticed attacking motion was the same for all of the melee weapons, maybe have a upgrade option for your combos? You could even have a power attack, like hold the A key down for maybe 3 seconds to charge your attack. Then let go to release the power attack. Also i noticed i was unable to swing while in the air, it would be nice to have been able to swing at the enemies while jumping over their heads.

Lastly, the weapon damage on each weapon didn't seem to differ much for each weapon. The starter weapon took about 9 hits to kill one enemy. Then after that level i bought the dagger, which took less, but not much less hits to kill one enemy. Perhaps you could have increased the damage for each weapon, it would make the gaming experience much more enjoyable.

Score: 4

"wtf?"

submission: Corpses of the III Reich

date: April 23, 2009

its a decent looking game and all. but the random zombie faces popping up are just annoying. you might be trying to shoot something and bam! its not that they are scary its just annoying for me. maybe you should add a option to turn those off/on.

Score: 5

"Teh fuck?"

submission: PANCAKES!!!

date: April 7, 2009

Teh fuck mang! i got stuck on a level where i had to jump though a tiny gap, and the fat ass pancake eater wouldn't go through! he just kept spinning like a girl and wouldn't go. so i just gave up at the time. Oh and those aren't pancakes, they be kiwis.